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iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

(Source: bballgifs, via jsantagato)

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49 minutes ago
ghdos:

lavishvia:

phuckindope:

Paul George is disrespectful b.

lmao did this nigga just signaled them to stop… 😂😂😭

Paul George is an American hero.

ghdos:

lavishvia:

phuckindope:

Paul George is disrespectful b.

lmao did this nigga just signaled them to stop… 😂😂😭

Paul George is an American hero.

(via egyptianprincess)

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Posted
51 minutes ago
Anonymous asked: once i went to bloomingdales and i saw these pair of marc jacob shorts and they were so cute right i look at the price and it was like 100 dollars and i vowed to buy them... but then i went back and never found the shorts again but now i think about it, im glad i didnt pay 100 dollars for a pair of shorts. that was stupid of me


Answer:

You go anon!!!!!!! You’re a winner

Posted
53 minutes ago

kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowd and then locked with mine”

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11 hours ago

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via thedysfunctionalchild)

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11 hours ago

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

image

(via caluminghood)

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12 hours ago

wannabeotakuboy:

teacher: if you don’t do your homework you’re only hurting yourself

me: image

(via danielaphantom)

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12 hours ago

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

(via queeniman)

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12 hours ago
borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

(via rhubarbarastreisand)

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Posted
16 hours ago

fake-suicide-of-genius:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

stab me in the eyeball please

(via patheticjunkies)

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20 hours ago
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