Broke college student. coffee enthusiast.

harrystylesfries:

STEAL MY GIRL IS A BOP I CANT STOP SHAKIN MY ASS

(via zaynsfreepalestinetweet)

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zaynsfreepalestinetweet:

i fucking lied i’m not doing school work i’m still going off LOOK at my struggle “”“dancing”“” i’m too HYPE…. MAN….

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via sherqock)

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2 days ago

crazymofas:

@the person who leaked steal my girl

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(via thirstymuslim)

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mapsontheweb:

Countries bombed by The United States of America in the 21st century

mapsontheweb:

Countries bombed by The United States of America in the 21st century

(Source: reddit.com, via jessehimself)

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hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

(Source: naho-tan, via lizard-logan)

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minfotibaken:

youre-a-fucking-disgrace:

Why does he look like he’s being fucked

Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things.

minfotibaken:

youre-a-fucking-disgrace:

Why does he look like he’s being fucked

Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things.

(via mittromneysdiary)

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3 days ago

Disclosure // White Noise ft. AlunaGeorge

(Source: candidtrash, via vanillish)

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A thing happened on campus

hi-nu-roly:

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

oh dear god

(via einnieminnie)

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rhea-the-moose:

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

always reblog the consenting anal thrasher

rhea-the-moose:

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

always reblog the consenting anal thrasher

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via saimasmileslike)

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3 days ago

This is Criminal Law 100, or as I prefer to call it, How to Get Away with Murder. 

(Source: cophines, via saimasmileslike)

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boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(Source: platwaifu, via tyleroakley)

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